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Sunday, September 15, 2013

Lamar Odom suffering from kardashinitis

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Has Lamar Odom Fallen from Grace or did he come down with a life ravishing disease that was passed down to him through a talentless money hungry family(yes this disease is hereditary)?

Lamar Joseph Odom is an American professional basketball forward who last played with the Los Angeles Clippers of the National Basketball Association. He was named NBA Sixth Man of the Year and won two NBA championships as a member of the Los Angeles Lakers.



NBA Star Lamar Odom

What’s in question today is his drug problems and NBA career. So I’ve decided to put together my own analysis of a particular disease we are going to call Kardashinitis, yea that’s right, I made it up. Some of the symptoms include being in raged at the paparazzi , end up being the punch line of every late night talk show and beyond… oooh and not to mention the ridiculous amount of face time on every gossip magazine published.

Any way I feel for Lamar Odom not only because every time a African American celebrity does drugs the media aims toward calling them crack heads, portraying this bummy nasty image of pooky in your head that this crack thing is a black thing. Any hoots, I didn’t mean to get all Al Sharpton on ya’ll but it does piss me off sometime. How do we know it’s not lean, cocaine or lsd or something a lot cooler and expensive? On top of that I feel he’s been handling the media pretty well for someone who’s been slandered so hard, hey he’s still rich so I don’t feel that bad for him.


So’ back to this Kardashinitis thing. It seems to me that every celebrity connected to this family ends up being media bacon, uummm that delicious bacon, from ray jay and the sex tape that he will never be able to live out to Kanye West and his media boxing matches to poor Chris Humphrey, even the precious little bundle of joy North West will become the next recipient of this life ravishing disease.

What really has me thinking about this whole thing is that would Lamar’s situation even be worth mentioning if it wasn’t for his relationship to kloe, do we even remember his confession of smoking pot back whenever …..Noooooo…… all we remember is him having a run beside Kobe and the other Lakers and uuuummmmm yea marring into a media thirsty family.

It’s sad but true that some people enter into these relationships for the wrong reason; hey we’ve all dated someone in our life for the ultimate purpose of some specific thing. It’s even more sad when children are born, Maybe I’m wrong but Lamar Odom’s a successful athlete who already overcame this media frenzy before in his career ‘didn’t seem like the type of guy who wanted all that Kardashian attention, or I could be totally wrong and just love the Lakers and can’t see any player on the dream team doing any wrong in my eyes. You should have seen all the crazy philosophy’s I came up with for Kobegate. This is the type up thing that happens when you associate yourself with a money hungry talentless family, and Lamar Odom just cracked, no pun intended ,hope yesus ain’t  next…deuces

      

 


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